I'd walk a mile for a Camel-toe

Before you criticize a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way you are a mile away from him and you have his shoes.

Mike the Headless Chicken

Mike the Headless Chicken is now an institution in Fruita, Colorado, with an annual "Mike the Headless Chicken Day", the third weekend of May, starting in 1999. Events held include the "5K Run Like a Headless Chicken Race", egg toss, "Pin the Head on the Chicken", the "Chicken Cluck-Off", and "Chicken Bingo", in which chicken droppings on a numbered grid choose the numbers.
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