the knife edge

Meditating with the Maharishi
Live a life that's pure and sparse
Lamb jalfrezi and twelve pints of lager
Sends a message to your arse

BBC Radio 1 Mark & Lard skit

get back into the groove

“I gotta get outta this rut and back into the groove.”
~ Homer Simpson on Getting out of the rut and back into the Groove

Merry Spockmas

Let us celebrate the life of one who has died, and rose from the dead.
Today, friends, is Leonard Nimoy's Birthday.

Live long and prosper, old friend.


The Blue Darts

The Blue Darts

Its just stuff I found.
Not much original here, some stuff is posted as I found it, other stuff I shamelessly butchered in the name of Art.
Its also what you see when you light a fart.

The Blue Darts

Brussels Sprouts Cause Trouser Shouts

Dr. Billy Goldberg: From The Body Odd

• On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink.
• The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.
• A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.
• Women fart as much as men.
• The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs.
• Most people pass gas about 14 times a day.

Poem found in sci fi forum

Some people are like slinkies,
They don't really have a purpose,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down the stairs.

A message from Tucks (formerly Anusol)

From Wikipedea

1781 – German-born British astronomer and composer William Herschel discovered Uranus while in the garden of his house in Bath, Somerset, England, thinking it was a comet.

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