the blue darts

The tears of a skronk.

2008-12-11T21:21:00.000-08:00

Chasing the bright elusive butterfly of love...

2008-10-23T14:16:00.000-07:00

1901 - Annie Edson Taylor becomes the first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.1901 -Oct 24

Vox pops

2008-10-01T17:12:00.001-07:00

I'd walk a mile for a Camel-toe

2008-09-10T11:52:00.000-07:00

Before you criticize a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way you are a mile away from him and you have his shoes.

Mike the Headless Chicken

2008-09-10T11:13:00.000-07:00

Mike the Headless Chicken is now an institution in Fruita, Colorado, with an annual "Mike the Headless Chicken Day", the third weekend of May, starting in 1999. Events held include the "5K Run Like a Headless Chicken Race", egg toss, "Pin the Head on the Chicken", the "Chicken Cluck-Off", and "Chicken Bingo", in which chicken droppings on a numbered grid choose the numbers.
from Wikipedea

Pud Pud in Weird World

2008-08-01T15:04:00.000-07:00

The spontaneous generation of dynamite,
the silhouette of passage,
or the option of self-replication:
Ultimately, a problem of art, not of science.
A big bang indeed.

I must find a more suitable host body.

She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

2008-05-08T22:05:00.000-07:00

sailing around the fractal labyrinth of island-dotted coves near Qeqertarsuatsiaat, about 60 kilometers (37 miles) west of camp, the ranger had seen four craters freshly carved from the coastal foothills.

Dark rocks lay inside.

“It was an intense moment,” Christensen recounted the next morning. “Everyone was so excited. We must have burned an hour of satellite time tracking down the guy and arranging for him to guide us to the site.”

More good news followed:
the weather system that had paralyzed the team was breaking up at last.

The helicopter would pick them up
shortly after dawn to go inspect the craters..

go inspect the craters...

go inspect the craters..

go inspect the craters..

go inspect the craters..

go inspect the craters..

go inspect the craters.

from
msnbc.com

sue me

Somebody get me a CLERIC!

2008-04-26T18:09:00.001-07:00

I've been thinking of an important thing I learned in school. How to create an "Outline" document.

Strange how something I thought to be so "esoteric" turns out to be so "ubiquitous".

Ps. Sorry, I just feel like obfuscating.

Please return to perusing your internets.

420

2008-04-20T18:57:00.000-07:00

does anyone recall what the answer was, you know, like about life, the universe, and everything?

I know it was a number, but I forget which it was without googleing it.

But wouldn't it be groovy if it was 420?

Workers sick from pig-brain mist

2008-04-16T16:57:00.001-07:00

Patients worked at pork plant that used compressed air to empty skulls.

Major Spliff

2008-04-11T21:30:00.000-07:00

Major Spliff drones on,
He brags of his zombie-hunting days.
His eyes are the color of frozen meat.

so much we did'nt know

2008-04-01T20:16:00.000-07:00

i was just thinking about a place we called "the farm"
it was an evil place, we were warned that bad people were there

so naturally we spent our every waking moment exploring every nook and cranny of the place.
except for old man hatchett's place. he was still alive. i saw him.

as a result, there was an old man hatchett in my personal mythology

the knife edge

2008-03-30T17:21:00.000-07:00

Meditating with the Maharishi
Live a life that's pure and sparse
Lamb jalfrezi and twelve pints of lager
Sends a message to your arse

BBC Radio 1 Mark & Lard skit

get back into the groove

2008-03-28T17:14:00.001-07:00

“I gotta get outta this rut and back into the groove.”
~ Homer Simpson on Getting out of the rut and back into the Groove

Merry Spockmas

2008-03-26T11:55:00.000-07:00

Let us celebrate the life of one who has died, and rose from the dead.
Today, friends, is Leonard Nimoy's Birthday.

Live long and prosper, old friend.

The Blue Darts

The Blue Darts

2008-03-21T22:20:00.000-07:00

Its just stuff I found.
Not much original here, some stuff is posted as I found it, other stuff I shamelessly butchered in the name of Art.
Its also what you see when you light a fart.

The Blue Darts

Brussels Sprouts Cause Trouser Shouts

2008-03-20T10:51:00.000-07:00

Dr. Billy Goldberg: From The Body Odd

• On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink.
• The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.
• A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.
• Women fart as much as men.
• The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs.
• Most people pass gas about 14 times a day.

Poem found in sci fi forum

2008-03-19T14:20:00.000-07:00

Some people are like slinkies,
They don't really have a purpose,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down the stairs.

A message from Tucks (formerly Anusol)

2008-03-13T14:28:00.000-07:00

From Wikipedea

1781 – German-born British astronomer and composer William Herschel discovered Uranus while in the garden of his house in Bath, Somerset, England, thinking it was a comet.

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2008-03-06T15:23:00.001-08:00

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